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In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted
If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
I fount on slideshare a very interesting presentation from Lindsay Roddy called “Social Media, Happiness, Petabytes and LOLs” which gives tons of interesting information about Facebook.
- 200 Millon Active Users.
- More than 20 million users update their statuses at least once a day.
- More than 850 million photos uploaded to the site each month.
- More than 8 million videos uploaded to the site each month.
- More than 1 billon pieces of content (web links, new histories, blog posts, notes, fotos) shared each week.
- More than 2.5 million events created each month.
- More than 25 million active user group exists on the site.
We recommend you to take a look at the presentation
Everytime i time i touch my code, i give birth to ten new bugs
Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive
During last SES NY Matthew Liu, Youtube’s Product Manager was interviewed about Youtube Insights and here is the video.
