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Web Analytics Jokes

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes

Everytime i time i touch my code, i give birth to ten new bugs

Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive

Do you want to know if you are a Geek 1.0 or 2.0, take a look at the following picture…

My website never has bugs. It just develops random features