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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:15:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted
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		<title>Web Analytics Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If at first you don&#8217;t succeed; call it version 1.0
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		<title>Web Analytics Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.analytgeeks.com/analytics-geeks-humor/web-analytics-jokes-11/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 01:20:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner
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		<title>Web Analytics Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 01:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
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		<title>All you need to know about Facebook</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I fount on slideshare a very interesting presentation from Lindsay Roddy called &#8220;Social Media, Happiness, Petabytes and LOLs&#8221; which gives tons of interesting information about Facebook.
- 200 Millon Active Users.
- More than 20 million users update their statuses at least once a day.
- More than 850 million photos uploaded to the site each month.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I fount on <a title="Slideshare" href="http://www.slideshare.net" target="_blank">slideshare</a> a very interesting presentation from <strong><a title="Lindsay Roddy" href="http://www.linkedin.com/pub/roddy-lindsay/6/803/814" target="_blank">Lindsay Roddy </a></strong>called <em>&#8220;Social Media, Happiness, Petabytes and LOLs&#8221; </em>which gives tons of interesting information about Facebook.</p>
<p>- 200 Millon <strong>Active User</strong><strong>s</strong>.</p>
<p>- More than 20 million users update their statuses at least once a day.</p>
<p>- More than 850 million<strong> photos uploaded </strong>to the site each month.</p>
<p>- More than 8 million <strong>videos uploaded </strong>to the site each month.</p>
<p>- More than 1 billon <strong>pieces of content</strong> (web links, new histories, blog posts, notes, fotos) shared each week.</p>
<p>- More than 2.5 million <strong>events</strong> created each month.</p>
<p>- More than 25 million <strong>active user group</strong> exists on the site.</p>
<p>We recommend you to take a look at the presentation</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everytime i time i touch my code, i give birth to ten new bugs
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		<link>http://www.analytgeeks.com/analytics-geeks-humor/web-analytics-jokes-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 01:17:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alcohol &#38; calculus don&#8217;t mix. Never drink &#38; derive
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		<title>Youtube Insights - Matthew Liu at SES NY 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 19:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[During last SES NY Matthew Liu, Youtube&#8217;s Product Manager was interviewed about Youtube Insights and here is the video.

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		<title>SUPERUSER DO - Geek Humor</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
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